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2.17.08
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nicaragua pt.2
i'm in granada waiting for the chicken bus to managua then an early morning flight back to the frozen north.
things i've leaned in nicaragua
1. don't listen to crazy, stoned french canadians who tell you that your water plugged ear is actually some sort of aural athletes foot and certainly don't put their used and expired antibiotics into your head
2. granada is better than leon.
3. leon is better than granada
4. drunk white guys cant salsa. actually i already knew this one
5. sometimes poetry isnt just for girlfriends and hippies
6. when surfing during a stingray infestation try not to touch the ground and shuffle your feet
7. stingrays can really fucking hurt
8. stingrays are delicious
9. sometimes the banos is just a plastic tarp in the middle of the "restaurant"
10. horses arent just for girls with trust funds. sometimes horses are for cowboys
11. honking the horn doesnt always mean you are angry. sometimes is means
- "watch out my breaks dont work very well" or
- "hey baby, come here and i'll give you a coke" or
- "hey dude, after i drop off these gringos lets go grab a beer and talk about baseball" and of course
- "nice ass"
12. it's not always a good idea for you buddy to fuck around with a married local girl.
13. when your buddy fucks around with a married local girl there can be some funny stories
14. no one understands swiss german. even the swiss germans
15. going home isnt all bad. especially when you can't wait to see your girl
16. nicaragua is not costa rica.
17. tonas vs victoria... who the fuck cares? its just beer not sandanista vs contra
18. there arent any chickens on the chicken bus
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