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A meal so nice, you enjoyed it twice...
SKuD - 12.21.06 |
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I just puked in my mouth.
volga - 12.21.06 |
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Geez do you run RateMyPoo.com too????
SKuD - 12.21.06 |
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Word! I hate it when I sit down and the seat is wet and I have to use it because there are no urinals... wait a minute - I think I've been using the wrong washroom. Those signs mean kilt-wearers and non-kilt-wearers, right?
grrrreg - 12.21.06 |
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12.21.06
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Open Letter
You know who you are. You’re the girl who doesn’t like to sit on a public toilet seat for fear of catching germs. So you squat, hovering over the bowl like a UFO in a farmer’s field, your beam of piss pulsating and pouring down into the bowl and all over the seat. You know who you are. You do this at the mall. You do it at my work. You do it at my gym. You do it at the bar. And then you leave. And in your wake you leave a canvass of splashes and sprays all over the seat that Jackson Pollock himself would be proud of. But in so doing, you also have left behind for others to contend with the very thing that you yourself were trying to avoid. Well I’m here to tell you it’s not OK. Either sit like the rest of us, or clean up after yourself for Christ’s sake. Sometimes at a mall or at the movie theatre, I’ll see a 6 year old girl walk into a stall that I just avoided and I have to yell “Noooooooooooooo! Not that one!”. Think of what you are doing and who you are doing it to. And also realize that the fact of the matter is, your kitchen counter probably harbours more germs than that seat does. So spare all of us, carry a wet wipe, a can of lysol, or write to Michael Jackson, as I’m sure he has some other suggestions for you on how to avoid public germs. But in the meantime, do unto your neighbour my friend. And perhaps invest in one of these: http://www.urinelle.biz/
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